Harry Hero is a collaborative family writing project. He began as typing practice for author #6 in the mid-seventies. Authors M, 1, 4, 5, 7, spontaneously and sarcastically contributed until Harry took on a life and momentum of his own. He was reborn as a Christmas project in the early nineties and again as a web project in the new millennium. Once more Harry has risen from near tragic and certain literary deaths to live again as blog practice. Bulwer-Lytton judges take note.

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It seems I have suffered and survived a few insults and injuries to my cranium, thus my memory does not lend itself to one seamless life I could call my own. Instead, my life seems to be one dim episode after another documented by a random and rather odd conglomeration of assorted biographers who, for some bizarre reason, seem compelled to document my trials as if I were a remarkable hero. Heroism can take many forms. Perhaps it is finding fresh strawberries in November for the Manhattan socialite's crepes as she breaks her fast. Perhaps it is found in a multitude of skills, lucky breaks and death defying feats. It may be true that piloting my faithful rig, Betsy, through the Canadian Rockies is not for the weak of spirit, mind or body; I claim no special talents other than devoted love and endless hope. Love of a good truck, a good cup coffee and a good adventure. Hope of self-actualization and...Sophie? If you desire a chronological –not necessarily logical- plotline begin reading at the January 26 2006 post - The Not So Constant Gardener - and follow subsequent postings to present day.

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Friday, February 03, 2006

Harry gets a shot.

“Twenty milligrams Haldol! STAT! “ The wicked words were barely discernable in Harry’s cloudy cortex.
“Sub Q?”, came a query.
“Eye Em!”, exploded the reply, “Now!”
Instantly, the polar paws were on his gluteus maximus and a faint whiff of alcohol preceded a sharp jab into his flesh.
Harry’s jaw clenched. The glacial grabber was kneading his muscle into a mass of frozen bun dough.
“That should be sufficient, Nurse”, a nasal voice dripped. The arctic appendage slowly slipped form Harry’s firm backside while the voice ran on. “Please ensure that the staff keep Har…eeee..ah..uh, I mean, this hairy, uh John Doe.. sedated until I am ready for him. Doctor Slaughter will be arriving in a few days to assist with the operation. Until then he is not to leave this bed.”
Harry’s brain backstroked. Foggy faces bobbed above him muttering jumbled jargon. The muddled gibberish that had been simmering like alphabet soup in his Broca area boiled into gray hash and just as Harry’s tenuous grip on reality slipped into a halcyon haze, the faint but unmistakably vile voice of the vicious vixen plowed a bitter seed of horror into his dirt black consciousness.
“Sweet nightmares, Harry. Heehheeeeheeeeeeeh!” she hailed in a blizzard of jaded laughter.
How long the maniacal laughter ricocheted through his sedated synapses Harry knew not. He did come to realize, however that her ghastly guffaws had prevented the total loss of his conscious state. The malignant fear that had rooted in his fertile consciousness had germinated into a beanstalk. A beanstalk which enabled him to climb from his drug induced suppression and peer cautiously over the cloudy edges of somnolence into a distant earthbound clarity. The minutes slipped into hours, the hours into days and Harry did suffer with uneasy remembrances of a blazing inferno deep in his past.

To be continued….

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