Harry Hero is a collaborative family writing project. He began as typing practice for author #6 in the mid-seventies. Authors M, 1, 4, 5, 7, spontaneously and sarcastically contributed until Harry took on a life and momentum of his own. He was reborn as a Christmas project in the early nineties and again as a web project in the new millennium. Once more Harry has risen from near tragic and certain literary deaths to live again as blog practice. Bulwer-Lytton judges take note.

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It seems I have suffered and survived a few insults and injuries to my cranium, thus my memory does not lend itself to one seamless life I could call my own. Instead, my life seems to be one dim episode after another documented by a random and rather odd conglomeration of assorted biographers who, for some bizarre reason, seem compelled to document my trials as if I were a remarkable hero. Heroism can take many forms. Perhaps it is finding fresh strawberries in November for the Manhattan socialite's crepes as she breaks her fast. Perhaps it is found in a multitude of skills, lucky breaks and death defying feats. It may be true that piloting my faithful rig, Betsy, through the Canadian Rockies is not for the weak of spirit, mind or body; I claim no special talents other than devoted love and endless hope. Love of a good truck, a good cup coffee and a good adventure. Hope of self-actualization and...Sophie? If you desire a chronological –not necessarily logical- plotline begin reading at the January 26 2006 post - The Not So Constant Gardener - and follow subsequent postings to present day.

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Friday, March 17, 2006

Harry Flashes Back






















The familiar letters swam across the paper forming familiar words… T…H…. E space Q…U…I…C…K space, until the familiar sentence morphed into view. The quick red fox jumped over the lazy brown dog, rendering it helpless, ineffective, and inert, the hapless creature that it was. Grade 10 typing practice…a shadow fell over the watery words as the paper spun out of the typewriter and into the garbage. Mr. Quagmire’s stern voice admonished him, fading into a tinny tunnel and dissipating into a barrage of bullets. Trapped between the flaming inferno of his demolished 18- wheeler and the eighteen members of the Badland Banditos, who were sniping at him from the protective humps of blowing sand dunes, Harry slithered, belly to the ground, into the satin lining of his traditional English pram and snuggled up to his velveteen rabbit.

“Goo goo, gaa ga”, he burbled up at his mother’s sweet face. His little pink fist dashed the last grain of sand from the corner of his lustrous baby blues.

“I nearly got my just desert. Yuk Yuk Yuk”, he punned. His deep laughter slide from his mouth and melted into the scorching desert sand. The blazing sun scaled his lips into a pair of deep-fried anchovies. He yearned for his baby bottle and cried for his Mommy.

Betsy thundered onward, even as the sands of time seemed to be running out in the egg-timer of his existence, Harry watched the images of his life dance across the black-red screen of his eyelids.
To be continued…

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